The Wicked Dead by Gualtieri Rick

Author:Gualtieri, Rick [Gualtieri, Rick]
Language: eng
Format: mobi
Tags: Superhero, Zombies, templar, Paranormal Romance, paranormal fantasy, Vampires Fiction, Wizards, geek humor, bigfoot, Undead, underworld, yeti, alpha master vampire, comedy series, fantasy ebooks, forbidden love, Witch, underdog heroes, manhattan, vampire series, fiction novels, shifters, vampires and witches, horror comedy, Dark Fantasy, comedy vampires, brooklyn, vegas, Witches, sasquatch, Urban Fantasy, faith, Vampires, contemporary fantasy series magic, Boston, New York, chosen one, gamer humor, Superheroes, supernatural stories
Publisher: Westmarch Publishing
Published: 2015-12-09T05:00:00+00:00

FIRST TO ESCAPE

I had to admit, biting an elder vamp was a lot easier for me to swallow – pun intended – than handing the reins over to Dr. Death. Despite our agreement, it seemed he only wanted to come out and play during times when it really wouldn’t behoove me. I mean, the dude seemed to have a serious mad-on for Sheila. The Templar I could understand, but her? For now, though, he was oddly quiet. I decided not to look that gift horse in the mouth.

The bars to our cell in pieces, it was child’s play to escape from the pit even with the greased walls. I gave Christy a piggyback out of there, while the others had little problem jumping the distance and pulling themselves out.

“Being a vampire is so fucking boss!” Mike said as he climbed out. “I couldn’t even do one pull-up during those stupid Presidential fitness tests in school. Now look at me.”

“Keep your head on,” I admonished him, “because, otherwise, all I’m going to be looking at is a pile of ashes. These fucking apes aren’t playing around.”

Sure enough, we’d just barely gotten out when a roar sounded from nearby. The Sasquatches had been in the process of scrambling about chaotically, but it had been stupid of us to assume they’d all abandoned their posts.

No sooner had the warning come than one of Francois’s minions was taken down, his head pulverized by a rock winged at him with a disturbing amount of power.

Thankfully, the smarmy asshole hadn’t surrounded himself with newbs. Three of Francois’s men swarmed the Foot responsible and made sure he suffered a similar fate.

One down, probably far more than I dared count to go. There was no way we could win this. We needed to amscray post-haste and keep moving. I didn’t want to flatter myself that I was Turd’s archenemy or anything. I mean, who knew how many beings the ugly fucker had pissed off in his time? Even so, I’d seen the glee in his eyes. I’d embarrassed the shit out of him, exposed him as being an iPod lover. I had the feeling I was one prize he wasn’t going to let get away easily.

“Bill!” Christy’s voice cried.

Shit! I’d been so worried about what everyone else was up to that I forgot to cover the one ass I cared about most here – my own. I turned to find one of the Sasquatches charging, about to barrel through me like I was nothing.

But I wasn’t nothing. In fact, I was supercharged on the blood of a seven-hundred-year-old vampire. The irresistible force met the immovable object of my fist, and I was pleased to win that contest.

The Squatch doubled over from the blow to his stomach, and I followed through with an uppercut that sent eight feet of soiled fur flying.

Oh yeah! That felt good, damn good.

Unfortunately, it was about to start feeling real bad again. I turned from my downed foe and found about a dozen more ready to converge on us.

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